Aug 23, 2006

The Hole in the Ozone Has Stabilized - Jinx Protocol Suspects the Eighties

According to the Guardian UK , scientists have discovered that the hole in the ozone above Antartica has become more stable, leading me to believe that it was actually the 1980s which did the greatest harm to our embryonic life circle.

Think of how much damage Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant, Ratt, Cinderella, and Slaughter alone did to the poor thing. Those bands had to have been using a case to a case and a half per day of that stuff to keep their hair from falling. Is that a fair estimate?

Scientists want to say that it's the fact that we use fewer CFCs, but I know the truth: good taste prevailed and these bands just had to go away or give up the hair spray to cling to the Seattle sound.

Mother Nature works in mysterious ways.

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