Oct 25, 2009

Scientologist Walks Out On 'Nightline' Interview



Scientology is a religion that most people have no qualms openly denigrating, or hectoring its believers, and as ludicrous as the beliefs are, no one has defended their right to believe what they wish. Why, I wonder. I am not concerned with defending Scientologists, by any means, but I am curious how people could be so questioning of the kind of lunacy displayed here and not of other religious sects. I know I'm being somewhat obtuse by wondering about a question to which I already have the answer, but it does serve a purpose. What would happen if a journalist asked if God would consciously relate his most important words to an illiterate man, or would find it necessary to have his own son nailed to a cross? The interviewees would not grow defensive, first of all, because they exist in a state of almost astounding certitude about the state of Mohammed or Jesus, but if we changed the question to include practices that have nearly been whited out of the Bible or Koran, then I'm sure we'd have a similar reaction to the one above. I'm just curious.

Recently, Paul Haggis (Crash) left the Church of Scientology after 35 years, due to its San Diego branch supporting Prop 8, which effectively banned gay marriage in California.

Haggis goes on to list other factors -- he was shocked when Davis claimed in an interview with John Roberts on CNN that Scientology did not support the practice of "disconnection." Haggis knew that Davis was lying. He himself was asked to "disconnect" from the parents of his wife, Deborah Rennard, who had left Scientology.

Haggis also says he read the recent St. Petersburg Times series, quoting recent high-level Scientology defectors like Rathbun, who claimed that Miscavige physically abuses church members. In response, Davis attacked the people who spoke to the Times by using material that was obviously gathered in confidential church services -- a form of retaliation called "fair game" that Scientology has long been known for, but that the church publicly claims it doesn't do.

Astronomy Picture: The Crab Nebula



From Astronomy Pic of the Day:

This is the mess that is left when a star explodes. The Crab Nebula, the result of a supernova seen in 1054 AD, is filled with mysterious filaments. The filaments are not only tremendously complex, but appear to have less mass than expelled in the original supernova and a higher speed than expected from a free explosion.


Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Hester, A. Loll (ASU); Acknowledgement: Davide De Martin (Skyfactory)

The Escapist - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story



In some respects, I do find the overuse of Mario in the Nintendo world a bit annoying, but at the same time, I can't blame Nintendo, really. I mean, Mickey Mouse is a ubiquitous douche, but the paradox is that, if he weren't plastered on the front of every Disney item imaginable, then I'd promptly ask, "Huh, well, why didn't they think to add Mickey Mouse to this?" So that's where the argument against Mario breaks down for me, I guess.

Oct 24, 2009

Darth Vader Halloween Costume

The Most Annoying Song Ever (No, Really!)

From Wired.com:

An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.


You can hear the song over on Wired or you can go over to M for Musicology to give it a listen. No doubt, it would make me give up whatever sensitive information I had, but what do YOU think about it?

Baby Einstein Videos Don't Make for Baby Einsteins

From the New York Times:

They [Baby Einstein Videos] may have been a great electronic baby sitter, but the unusual refunds appear to be a tacit admission that they did not increase infant intellect.

“We see it as an acknowledgment by the leading baby video company that baby videos are not educational, and we hope other baby media companies will follow suit by offering refunds,” said Susan Linn, director of Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, which has been pushing the issue for years.

What Happens When Dogs and Children are Left Alone

Oct 23, 2009

The Axis of Awesome - "4 Chords"



The four chords that are used in Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin' are (of course) used in a ton of other songs. To see just how many, watch The Axis of Awesome's '4 Chords'. It's a pretty nice montage of pop songs that use the same four chords, and it's well put together. It's not a conspiracy or anything. A limited number of basic chords exist, and these songs share the same ones. You could do the same with any four chords, and it would include an astounding number of songs.

DVD Rental May Be Delayed to Up Revenue



From The LA Times:

In an effort to push consumers toward buying more movies, some major film studios are considering a new policy that would block DVDs from being offered for rental until several weeks after going on sale.

Under the plan, new DVD releases would be available on a purchase-only basis for a few weeks, after which time companies such as Blockbuster Inc. and Netflix Inc. would be allowed to rent the DVDs to their customers. The move comes as the studios are grappling with sharply declining DVD revenue, which has long propped up the movie business.


I'm just shooting from the hip here, but this seems like a very bad, ill-advised, and quite bewildering turn of events. This new policy - I'll call it DVD Blue Balls - may work for the first few DVD releases, but one people (smart enough to use Netflix instead of Blockbuster) will just mentally change the release date to "seven weeks later" and just wait for the movie, rather than rush out to buy it.

There are movies that I will buy. I'll go to a local (chain) establishment and pluck the DVD from the rack and pay for it, regardless if I COULD rent it or not. If the movie is worth buying, I'll get it the same day.

If not, though, I usually won't buy it at all, and I usually don't have a burning desire to see the movies I didn't buy, so I could totally wait the seven weeks to see it. I'm not everybody, I know, but I still probably buy more movies than most people, and I think this is a demonstrably silly proposal, so I can't wait to snicker at its imminent failure. I do hate that the movie industry is losing money, but initiating such backwards policies makes them a necessary and deserved target.

David Cross, Cocaine, and President Obama

From Popeater.com:

He's a comedian, so who knows if he's joking or not, but David Cross is claiming he brought cocaine to the recent White House Correspondents' Association dinner and snorted it "maybe 40 feet from" the president.

Oct 22, 2009

Fat Boys - Are You Ready for Freddy?

Ghostbusters A Capella

The Internet Has Embarrassed Even Itself - AccidentalDong.com



Accidental Dong is in itself a byproduct of the internet's users racing toward the bottom. I have no problem with that, as I am often in the throes of salacious commentary on the phallic nature of most things, including shadows and monuments. That's why I've included this blog, as a testament to our ever awe-inspiring innovation of the perverse. Ten years ago, I don't think the world could have imagined such a thing as Accidental Dong a possibility in the world. It seemed too crass and obvious for even the most common purveyor of, say, 'Scary Movie'. But today's climate has allowed such a thing to exist, and so I feel obliged to include it here. Enjoy.

Oct 21, 2009

Eddie Riggs in Metalocalypse

21 Credulity-Straining Celebrity Cameos



The AV Club just posted a list of 21+ cameos that "stretch the meaning of himself", including my personal favorite, the awe-inspiring not-Malkovich in 'Being John Malkovich'. It's a flick that most people don't like the first time through - I certainly didn't - but that grows with each uncomfortable viewing.

From The AV Club

The script calls for a fey, temperamental, self-absorbed Malkovich, and the real one complies, playing the role to the hilt; reportedly Jonze and Kaufman spent years persuading him to take the role on after he refused several times. It was well worth the effort.

The Music Industry Has Lost Its Collective Mind, Officially.

From BBC News:

A shop assistant who was told she could not sing while she stacked shelves without a performance licence has been given an apology. Sandra Burt, 56, who works at A&T Food store in Clackmannanshire, was warned she could be fined for her singing by the Performing Right Society (PRS).

However the organisation that collects royalties on behalf of the music industry has now reversed its stance. They have sent Mrs Burt a bouquet of flowers and letter of apology.


I know that this trope is overused, but I wonder what George Orwell (or Kurt Vonnegut, for that matter) would have to say about this. It's so absurd that I'm nearly - NEARLY - speechless about it. The story almost seems like something a satirist would write to make a jab at the music industry.

I would also like to take a moment to pat myself on the back. This post represents Jinx Protocol's 1000th entry. Thanks, JOAJ, for bringing that to my attention. Hooray me!

On Gaming Addiction - Kotaku.com

Stroll on over to Kotaku.com, where you can read a horror story of an article about the costs of gaming addiction.

According to Dr. Hilarie Cash, the executive director of the reSTART internet and gaming addition recovery program and co-author of the book "Video Games & Your Kids: How Parents Stay in Control," retreating inside a video game to avoid real world problems is a common cause of "video game addiction."


The article's author basically descends into an obsessive state over EverQuest - way back in the year 2000! - and loses his job and girl in the process. Altogether, it's kind of reminiscent of an episode of Intervention without the stint in rehab. I don't say that to be patronizing of gaming addiction, but I do find myself wondering when this particular issue will come to be taken seriously. Even thinking about gaming as a serious form of addiction is hard to swallow, especially for the non-gamer.

The one thing I can say, though, is that people suffering from gaming addiction can often use that experience later in life in an actual job setting (just as the blog poster did), but you don't see that very often in the realm of actual drug addiction (unless it's in the realm of prevention). You don't see heroin addicts becoming needle salesmen, for example. But I'm sure there's someone out there who is.

Ninja Gaiden Arcade?



Obviously, I don't remember the arcade version of Ninja Gaiden. Had I played it, I might have never been as big a fan of the console version as I was (and still am). I guess I'm just not into beat-em-ups in general, and with the turtle crawl that is the screen scroll in this game, I can't be blamed for that. I found this video over at Topless Robot:

Ninja Gaiden was one of the hardest games ever for the NES, what with all its regenerating goddamn birds, but it was also widely known as a great one with a badass protagonist and enemies that exploded as soon as you touched them with a sword. The arcade game plays like another game entirely; it's a beat-em-up where you fight guys in Jason masks. And how do you fight them, pray tell? Well, the best way is to do a ninja flip and throw them over your head. It's great.

Nina Gordon (Veruca Salt) Covers NWA



Here are the lyrics, in case you'd like to sing along:
Straight outta Compton crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitude
When I'm called off I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep you dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Because Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

Oct 20, 2009

Newest Left 4 Dead 2 Trailer

Chuck Klosterman - Eating the Dinosaur



Chuck Klosterman may just be the snarkiest human being alive, but if you enjoy his brand of irreverent, sometimes poignant humor, then you should be in for a treat.

I can't say that for sure, of course, since I haven't read the book yet myself, but if works like Killing Yourself to Live and Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs are any indication of Klosterman's ability to skewer modern pop culture, then I have no qualms in supporting it.

What Klosterman does especially well is take a given assumption - country music sucks / people hate country music - and analyze it so that he doesn't necessarily agree but finds a more prescient truth hidden in the debate. That is the brilliance in his writing. He's not just a music snob casually hurling spittle on cheap and tawdry forms of music (or at culture at large). He's often surprising in his observations, and that's what draws me into his writing every time.

Here's a blurb from Amazon:

In Eating the Dinosaur, Klosterman is more entertaining and incisive than ever. Whether he's dissecting the boredom of voyeurism, the reason why music fan's inevitably hate their favorite band's latest album, or why we love watching can't-miss superstars fail spectacularly, Klosterman remains obsessed with the relationship between expectation, reality, and living history. It's amateur anthropology for the present tense, and sometimes it's incredibly funny.

Vonnegut Reissues: Does His Work Hold Up?

From The Los Angeles Times:

Vonnegut started publishing in the early 1950s and, in 1969, came out with "Slaughterhouse-Five," recently reissued by Dial Press -- along with "Sirens of Titan," "Mother Night" and "Galapagos," all $15 -- a miracle book that both distilled everything its writer knew and caught the wave of America's damaged, deranged Vietnam-era mood. The worldwide splash made by "Slaughterhouse-Five" turned Vonnegut into a wealthy celebrity, and thereafter it came to seem that everything he'd written before had been a kind of preparation, while what he wrote after merely drifted in that book's wake. That judgment is true in a way and yet totally unfair -- a very Vonnegutian formulation -- although "Slaughterhouse-Five" does remain central.


[Paperback Writers: Slaughter and Rubble]

Oct 19, 2009

When Nerds Get Knives: Einstein Pumpkin



At the top here is the final product of the pumpkin art, and below is the time-lapse video of how the artist goes about making these creations. If you're intrigued at these elaborate pumpkin artworks, check out Pumpkin Gutter.

Super Mario Bros. Wedding Cake



LP, in looking for cake toppers for our wedding, brought to my attention a peculiar cake similar to the one posted here. It'll never happen for our wedding, but I can dream, can't I?

Oct 18, 2009

Are Video Games the New B-Movies?

From Peter Suderman (via Andrew Sullivan):

I’ve been playing a lot of Killzone 2 this week — which, by the way, I highly recommend — and, in many ways, it’s really just an interactive B-movie. The scripted bits that carry along the in-game action consist almost exclusively of tough-guy cliches pieced together from the last forty years of action movies, comic books, and war films. It’s silly, outrageous, over-the-top, and incredibly entertaining — just like a good B-movie should be.


People don't generally make out (or get it on) in the backseat of a '64 Chevy while a video game is playing out, though.