Oct 31, 2006

I'll Bet Living in a Nudist Colony Takes All the Fun Out of Halloween

Today is the day for your inner ghoul to come out, as you well know. Unless you're a Christian, I guess, and then it's a battle for the souls of the wicked. Or a woman in college, and your impulse is to dress as much like a slut as you can without getting called on it.

My Candy of Choice: Snickers or Reese's PB Cups.

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
~Conan O'Brien


The Right Halloween Movies: Halloween (obviously); Evil Dead (or any of its great sequels).

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin

The Right Drink: A Gremlin

'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
~William Shakespeare

Best game: Hide-and-go-seek in the dark.

What I propose is that you do something cool tonight, not because it's Halloween, but just because you can. It's not very often that you just get to let loose, is it? So do something you don't do very often. Have a drink, play HAGSITD, eat a whole Key Lime Pie, read a book, Go downtown, eat at a cool restaurant.

But don't do the same old thing, not tonight.

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