TV Trivia
1. "Why do my knees feel like they want to tear up?"
2. "But I'll tell you what. If you want to use my likeness for a Hamburglar-type character, I'll sign off on that. ‘Mr. Banana Grabber' or something."
3. "I've got a son who tried to cut off his penis, a wife who flushed a gerbil. It's like I've moved back into Hell House."
4. "Look what the homosexuals have done to me."
5. "Looking at a cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."
Sep 8, 2006
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I'll take The Twisted World Of George Costanza for $500, Alex. I'll have to roll up another bit of BC Bud and work on the other ones :-)
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