Several of the strangest events in recent memory have converged to cause me to miss my first Christmas ever. Well, I'm not missing Christmas - Christmas is inside everyone, like undigested red meat - but I will not be spending it at home.
How sad, huh?
Oh, well. I guess I'll just get even more time to look at nonsense on the internet, like old SNL skits on YouTube (if NBC doesn't take them away from me) or videos of cute/horrible/disgusting/pornographic/dumb things on Filecabi.Net. It's not my way, but it's the American way.
But I have a few logistical questions in spending Christmas alone:
What restaurants are open on Christmas Day? Will it have to be like A Christmas Story? I actuary think I'd enjoy some stereotypes of Asians singing Christmas Carorrs with no Rs. Get it?
I'll do some reading (play Guitar Hero/Manhunt), work on the second novel (watch the entire first season of Dexter on OnDemand), participate in a BumFight or two, and so on and so forth.
I hope that all of you have as awesome a Christmas as I do.
Dec 23, 2006
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