Word You'll Probably Never Use: Skintern

"Skintern"

A Skintern is an intern who wears scant clothing and is probably an all-around skank. You know why? Think of the people who are probably ogling these "hip" girls.

Uh-huh. You processing it well enough? Gross, isn't it? You know the girl who used to dress up around your dad (well, I didn't)? Same kind of thing, I think. And it's disgusting.