Aug 18, 2009

'Where the Wild Things Are' Fuzzy Novelization



Generation-X (and beyond) author Dave Eggers -
who is most well-known for the memoir of his MTV-courting days A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius - co-wrote the screenplay to Spike Jonze's adaptation of the children's book Where the Wild Things Are.

In addition, Entertainment Weekly says, "Eggers’ McSweeney’s imprint also announced plans to publish the novelization, titled The Wild Things, in a special $28 faux-fur-covered edition in October."

Hmm. Novelization. At least it's of a screenplay by the actual author of said screenplay. Usually novelizations are tantamount to having a second grader take notes during a screening of the film and then publishing it for gullible fanboys desperate enough to read it and children who don't know better.

Inglorious Basterds Poll




 























Robert Novak Passes Away at 78



I do try to keep an eye on politics, and my obsession with it didn't start until college. One show I watched religiously was Crossfire, starring Novak alongside James Carville, and I remember the "walking out" incident quite vividly (which you can find here). While still in the fire of my politically-charged learning phase, I hated him, gladly called him "The Prince of Darkness," and couldn't have been happier to see him embarrassed and ridiculed on network news. I thought that he'd slink off after that incident on "Crossfire" and then return to his post as the conservative counterpoint to J.C. (James Carville, not Jesus Christ), because he was the only person who could handle the Ragin' Cajun with any adroitness.

The fire in my belly cooled, I became (somewhat) more moderate, and still no Novak. That single incident couldn't have stopped such a pro, could it? It did. It was, sadly, basically his exit from the public eye, as he was found to have a brain tumor some time later and never returned to television or his newspaper column at the Chicago Sun-Times, for which he was probably most well-known. He was 78.

There is, to note, a much longer article over at The Huffington Post.

David Cross - I Drink for a Reason



Since David Cross hasn't released a stand-up album since 2004's It's Not Funny, so it's been hard to get Cross'd, my man (People who've listened to the album will get that, sorry). His book is the closest thing to a new album we've got, so just go out and buy it.

Here is the blurb for it:
Now, for the first time, Cross is weaving his media mockery, celebrity denunciation, religious commentary and sheer madness into book form, revealing the true story behind his almost existential distaste of Jim Belushi ("The Belush"), disclosing the up-to-now unpublished minutes to a meeting of Fox television network executives, and offering up a brutally grotesque run-in with Bill O'Reilly. And as if this wasn't enough for your laughing pleasure in these troubled times, some of the pieces splinter off with additional material being created online in exclusive video and animated web content created solely for the book-a historical first (presumably)!

With a mix of personal essays, satirical fiction posing as truth, advice for rich people, information from America's least favorite Rabbi and a top-ten list of top-ten lists, I DRINK FOR A REASON is as unique as the comedian himself, and cannot be missed.


Source: Amazon.com

Aug 17, 2009

These Pictures Is...

A picture posted to reddit. I tend to get a bit up in arms about silly grammar stuff. Do they not have people working there who can fix this?

On a different note, and I may get a backlash from this, I think it's from Firefly. I know, I know. I never watched it, but I used context clues.



Original Source: http://imgur.com/u2vTq.jpg

Hubble Telescope Ultra Deep Field in 3D

I have become enamored with space, and it shows in the sorts of things I've been posting on the blog lately (other than the Poop Trap, of course). From what I understand, the director of the Hubble Telescope gets a certain percentage of time to point and shoot at whatever he/she likes, and such an experiment yielded one of the most beautiful images captured yet.

The Poop Trap - Disgusting

I apologize in advance for posting this video. The Poop Trap is ostensibly a time-saver. It saves you the time and trouble of having to clean up after your dog. Oh, wait, not really. Some things you see can't be unseen.

Angry Video Game Nerd Ghostbusters XBox 360 Review

James Rolfe created The Angry Video Game Nerd character in order to review terrible old NES games. He's since moved on to other v.g consoles. Here is his review of the new Ghostbusters game. I swear, it's a lot more tame than his AVGN material.



Check out the other videos at either Cinemassacre.com"

or Screw Attack

Quentin Tarantino's Top 20 Since '92

Quentin Tarantino, no doubt, is one of the most influential filmmakers of the last two decades. Here is a list of the twenty best movies, in his opinion, of the last seventeen years. Why the last seventeen years? Well, I'll tell ya. It's the period of time QT's officially been in the biz. Reservoir Dogs is seventeen years old.

Mario Legos

Carl Sagan Explains the Fourth Dimension

I am allergic to most science, but I've been trying to build up a tolerance to it over the last few months or so by reading people like Stephen Hawking and watching the Science Channel. I know that's ludicrous, but it takes baby steps to learn about topics like the one discussed in the video below. In it, Carl Sagan explains the fourth dimension, and if you have an explanation of the explanation, let me know!



BTW, I don't mean to lump ALL science together. Specifically, I'm trying to learn about Cosmology and Astronomy and the origin of the Universe. So, easy stuff, then.

Ghostbusters Trailer...from 1954?

Below is the trailer for what 'Ghostbusters' would have looked like, were it made in 1954. I found the link on Tor.Com (through this link, and here's what they have to say about it: "The casting is spot on (Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis, Dean Martin), the technical aspects of the trailer are just right (witness the floating titles - Cat and Dogs living Together...); this is as near to perfect as you will find."

A Third Attempt for Lestat?

I just read over at io9: "According to Bloody Disgusting, Robert Downey Jr. is in negotiations with the studio to play Lestat Du Lioncort in this new incarnation of the franchise, following 1994's Interview With A Vampire and 2002's Queen Of The Damned."

William Golding - Rapist?

According to The Guardian UK, based on a recently-released private memoir by the author, is reporting that, in his teenage years, William Golding attempted to rape a young woman. A biography, ostensibly charting this and other indiscretions of the author, will be released later, and, as the article notes: "Golding's papers also described how he had experimented, while a teacher at a public school, with setting boys against one another in the manner of Lord of the Flies, which tells the story of young air crash survivors on a desert island during a nuclear war."

Aug 16, 2009

Best. Office. Prank. Ever.



Hats off to these guys. I just wonder how they got away with this without any repercussions. Or did they?

Basically, what they did was wall up an entire hallway in their office building. It also happened to be the hallway that contained several of the bosses' offices.

Aug 12, 2009

The Ballad of GI Joe



Cast List:
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
and Sgt. Slaughter as Himself

Aug 11, 2009

Super Mario 3 Guitar

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Jul 30, 2009

The Backlash Against Race

We have ostensibly reached a point in this country where race is a liability in the exact opposite context of a hundred years ago. Fifty years ago, even. Henry Louis Gates' situation only highlights the sort of intolerance for racial grandstanding - playing the race card, in effect - that pervades our culture and our media. This non-story has been on the news for a week now, and all because a president - notice I don't say "black" president - invoked stupidity in the course of a wrongful arrest.

That the officer turned out to be using more or less correct protocol and Gates phrasing his assault in sophomoric language - can a Harvard intellectual not be in possession of the patois of the schoolyard? - only complicates the issue, even though as I have stated before, it is a non-issue. But, even an admission of it being a non-story only acts to buoy the race issue, since it has become a nationwide fascination, and provided those who think the plight of minorities in today's world to be dubious with a little more vitriol.

What must now be considered in our discourse on race is sophistication in discussion. There are few blatantly Rodney King-ian situations to hold up against our societal fabric and say, "Here! Racism is obviously still here." Racism does exist. The question is, to what extent does it exist and to what degree is it implied? Racism has become more pervasive, just as its opponents have become more attuned to both rhetorical and actual minutiae of social interaction.

It's easy, when judged against earlier standards, to say that it doesn't exist whatsoever, but that is misleading. It both exists and does exist, and each nationally televised situation cannot simultaneously be both. But this is the point we have reached, when someone labels something as such and another person must play contrarian. American is now filled with mutually excommunicating factions, making exactly opposite claims on race. They creates "sides" to which we must subscribe, so that we can be identified as one or the other, when in fact the spectrum of race in this country is much wider, more like a continuum than a simple binary.

Henry Louis Gates might have stood on sturdier ground not to first point to race in the case of his arrest, but as someone who has spent a majority of his life attached to racial deconstruction, it is naturally his mode of discourse. What is being lost in the story is the sense that the lines of communication in this debate are not open. Indeed, it's not a debate at all, but a screaming match. Race is complicated, and should be treated as such. Ratings-driven broadcasters have oversimplified the issue for the benefit of ratings, because two people yelling discordant statements about race plays better than two people actually coming to an understanding. How much better would it be if two people from ostensibly different sides compromised? My naivete precedes me, but I can think of nothing better than not feeling like I have to dig in my heels against a person of a different opinion.

The opposite of that is also not conceivable, and I concede that point as well. We cannot proscribe a list of commandments which says "this is racism" and "this is not". Every situation requires we look at it from a unique perspective. In that way, and forgive the phrase, it is not so black and white.

Edit: And what is ironic about this is that I chose to blog about race rather than Health Care or the Banks.

Jul 25, 2009

An 11-Year Old's First Time - With Contra

I always talk about older video games in terms of what my own generation thinks of them. That's why I like the video I posted, in which an eleven year old talks about his experience of playing the first Contra. His answers aren't very illumination - he obviously doesn't like it, and really who can blame him - but it is interesting to get that opinion. He talks about Halo 3 a lot, so that should give you an idea of where he is, gaming-wise. The interviewer probably could have done a better job of asking questions that couldn't be answered in with a simple yes or no, but it's a pretty good video nonetheless.

Jul 23, 2009

Gamers Against Racism

Gamers Against Racism!

Jul 21, 2009

Speaking of Landing Something...

As if we needed any more proof that Buzz Aldrin is a badass.

Jul 14, 2009

Halloween 2 Trailer

Jul 11, 2009

Auto-Tune The News

Finally, the machine that gave Britney Spears a career and T-Pain a wonderful cameo now has a purpose. This is the first time in history that John Boehner has enhanced anything.

The Comfort Wipe

Jul 9, 2009

Book Review: 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'

You might be asking why I'm reviewing the fourth book in the Harry Potter series, years behind its publication date and mere days away from the release of the sixth movie. It has directly to do with my pursuit of blowing through the first six books in preparation for the release of 'Half-Blood Prince' and indirectly to do with my growing admiration for the series. I wasn't very impressed with the first two books, I have to be honest. They were fairly good, though in and of themselves, I didn't think they necessitated five more books, of increasing length no less. But my opinion changed with the third - and subsequently the fourth - book.

I have to give it to J.K. Rowling: she managed to fool me again. Shame on me. I just put 'Goblet of Fire' down, and I have to say that I was very nearly disappointed until the last fifty pages or so (I won't give anything away, or at least I'll try). Needless to say, at its length, it has quite the labyrinthine plot, and in parts it became tedious to get through the characters' Bond-Villain-Like proclamations of guilt and motivation, but in the end I enjoyed it. There is one part (which I won't mention) where I thought the book - and perhaps the series - had jumped the shark, so I teetered over into territory where I thought I might actually come away actively disliking the book. I continued to read, skeptical of the outcome, but Rowling actually pulled it all together fairly well, aside from the problem I mentioned above.

'Goblet of Fire' is stronger than the third book, 'Prisoner of Azkaban', but only slightly. Though the plot threads do get tied up in the end, it seemed to have taken quite the effort to get them in position for the denouement, considering how much dialogue it took for everything to make sense. I am amazed at how many details become cogs in a fairly complicated plot machine. One thing I admire about the series is that it really does pay off for the reader to pay attention to even the minutest details, because they may get pulled into the story's climax. That, I believe, is a testament to J.K. Rowling's process of revision, which seems to be astoundingly in-depth. I'm looking forward to finishing books five and six within the next week.